Blogging for the sole reason of being completely bored out of my brain. So forgive me if I've forced you to read this, when it's not the slightest bit interesting. I'll try my best. (It's good to be honest like that when it comes to writing. The first page of a book should start with "Just bare with me, I'll try to make it good, k?".)

It's been a weird couple of weeks. I've learned nothing... Actually that's a lie. I've learned a few things. thus the following; trading your alcohol addiction for a World of Warcraft and an X-Factor addiction doesn't make you feel like Mr Muscle (the new sexy animation Mr Muscle). I know, I'm pretty shocked too... but yeah, other than that, I've indeed learned nothing at all. I guess my attention span is pretty short. I was addicted to Warcraft for a week or two, but I'm not getting that whole "what happened to my life?" addiction that I hear about on TV. Which disappointed me a little, I thought this game would rekindle my love for playing computer games. but I guess that part of me died when Crash Bandicoot came back with muscles and tattoos, who presumably beats on his girlfriend (...kind of like Mr. Muscle without the women beating, but maybe the next advert he'd get roid rage or something.). So with my attempts to find my false sense of accomplishment elsewhere, I watched X-factor and chose a singer I want to win, and if she doesn't win, I don't care, I'm back on the beers again anyway. So I guess that last sentence was moot... or "moo".

I've been learning to drive the last couple of months. I must say, each lesson I have, either goes well, or is an utter nightmare leaving me a nervous wreck behind the wheel. My driving skills fluctuate like a vampires sexuality. Every week I sit in abject dread and my own urine waiting for the learner car to park outside my house. Okay, I don't urinate myself, but it's getting closer each week. Fingers crossed, the levees wont break anytime soon. But I shouldn't dwell on the bad lessons, I hear that people learn from their mistakes. Just don't get in a car with me anytime soon, okay? I look at other drivers thinking "don't listen to your radio, you'll kill us all!", I still need full concentration on the road. Though it would be pretty cool if my instructor would let me bring some CDs with me when I'm a consistently good driver.

Well that's it for now, I have to go Halloween shopping.
Thanks and sorry for reading :) x