Megan Fox is destroying the human race!

So I went to go see Transformers 2 last night. I must say it was pretty enjoyable. Totally worth the £2 ticket (orange Wednesday, buy one get one free. went halfs with a friend). Would of enjoyed it more if we got their earlier and had better seats. But we just like showing up to these things on time so it saves us standing around in the lobby drinking our overpriced coca cola and all our salty salty popcorn. We were 2nd row from the front, placed at the right side. The only way I could explain this experience, is to say, imagine if you went to a Football match, and was seated right in the corner. It's fun to see your favourite player come take a corner, but you have a very obscure vision to whats happening on the other side of the pitch. Which was the case in this movie, every now and then there'd be writing in the bottom left hand corner naming the location and date, so I'd have to turn my head, and lean forward to read what it says.

This movie was awesome for the following reasons... Megan Fox on a bike, Megan Fox slow motion running, Megan Fox slow motion running, and once again, they had her running in slow motion a time after that! Not that I'm complaining, I enjoyed those moments...a lot! But they couldn't of made it more obvious that she was just there for sex appeal. Apart from being an affection starved girlfriend, I can't remember her character doing anything that changed the plot of the movie. They had her doing that slow motion run three times! like the director thought that the inappropriate camera angle while she was laying on the bike, and one running scene wasn't enough. He was right, it wasn't enough. I was sat so close to the darn screen, that sometimes I had no choice to look at one character at a time, and ofcourse, I chose dear Megan. So I was grateful for those scenes. I think most of the females in the audience liked those scenes just as much. But there lies the problem. if every girl turns gay for Megan, the human race as we know it, will be DOOMED!

The action sequences were awesome, special effects were top notch. I've always found it hard to get into a robot fight though. I don't know what their threshold for pain is. If one gets punched in the face do I say "ouch!"?. How do I empathise with a transformer? and it's hard to know who's winning the fight until it's over. So you just gotta sit back and enjoy special effects, and just hope those robots know what they're doing.

But sure, I don't want to go into the movie too much. I'm not a movie reviewer. Though I was giving it a shot there, wasn't I? I could probably dive into the movie a bit more if I didn't have the cinema seats from hell, and didn't have the bladder size Diet Coke. I asked for a medium! Don't you find it embarrassing if you have to make that trip to the toilets twice during a movie? you have to piss off the whole seating line again "ugh this guy again!". I'm sorry, I have a tiny bladder, and I can't enjoy a movie without wetting my whistle, which consequently leads me to squeezing my lemon...ugh.

Sorry about that last part.